Monday, October 02, 2006

Retribution

30th september 2006.
i saw this brown thing.
it is small.
it is thin.
it was dead.

worse still, it ain't any normal lizard look-a-like.
it seemd to have died a terrible death.
it was squashed. somehow.
worse still, i only could only recognise its two front legs.
(to reduce the drama in case u guys end up puking, i decided to draw it out instead.)
There.
it wasnt me who squashed it. but i din't know who either.
we tried many ways to pick up that dead lizard- paper, papers, envelopes.
den.. den.. i tot of the vacuum cleaner.





1st October 2006.
Marche.
the super lucky me, had the honour of tasting a
"wonderful" concoction personally made by two smart alek,
who 'innocently" mixed a few of the shop's
most cheapest, and most disgusting ingredients that they could possibly find,
to a small miserable piece of potato wedge.

the result-
a yellow..
no brown.
NONO! green. nvm.
a small potato wedge covered with a colourful pool (literally) of sauce.
yucks!
not too hot,
not too tasty.
just plain disgusting.



they say retribution is true.
now i see why.
i'm sorry lizard.
i'm sorry luckyong... ok maybe i shldnt be. heheheee~

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